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    Ya que estamos en esto de los test, recordé este, que me gustó mucho. Hace años en La Trinchera lo puse, y varios atrincherados lo hicieron. Sus resultados me llamaron bastante la atención, ya que concordaban bastante con las percepciones que se tenían de ellos en el foro.

    La desventaja es que está en inglés.

    The Personality Defect Test

    http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

    Sáltense los comentarios que están entre preguntas, se supone que son graciosos, pero es un humor "prusiano", como diría Dunke.

    Según este test, soy una "Starving Artist"

    You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    inche test mentiroso =P

    Robot

    You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
    You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me.
    In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
    Compatibility:
    Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orkcloud View Post
    inche test mentiroso =P


    ¿Mentiroso, o sólo exagerado?
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    Unless, of course, you short circuit


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    Chin!...
    empieza a actuar el bug rodondresco, por medio del "sofguare educat-ivo".

    Orkloud a la de ya, debes ir con tu curandero de confianza! ya eres parte del 69% (me gusta este numero) de los afectados por este maldito bug.

    Te deseo suerte! ;PERO ACTUA RAPIDO

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    A juzgar por tu avatar, es demasiado tarde para ti, Lagos... ya te atrapó Rododendro.

    No me acuerdo si la vez pasada tomaste el test...
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    AH JIJOS!

    NI CUENTA ME HABIA DADO...VOY POR MIS CHILAKILES!

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    Ya encontré el tema antiguo, gracias al Google, porque el buscador del foro...

    Es de hace 5 años... ¡qué tiemposh aquellosh!

    Ah, bien dicen que recordar es volver a vivir...

    http://www.latrinchera.org/foros/sho...idad/page4#top

    Laguitos, eres (o eras hace 5 años) un "Starving Artist", como yo... es más, había varios que lo eran.
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    FOREVER?...

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    crioque voy a tener que revertir y ser un Billionaier Artist!.

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    Haughty Intellectual

    You are 57% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
    You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.
    Ha ha ha ha.
    One-percenter.

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    You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
    life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

    So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

    I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    me dijeron emo

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    Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues,
    Quote Originally Posted by dunkeleith2000 View Post
    Ha ha ha ha.
    ¿Ya vez cómo sí le atinaron al menos a eso?


    Quote Originally Posted by LalyVenegas View Post

    me dijeron emo

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    Pues a pesar del tono medio ofensivo del resultado del test, suena como a que eres una muy buena persona, Laly.
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

    Hand-Raiser
    You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

    You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
    “A veces conozco gente y me pregunto ¿Ese fue el espermatozoide más rápido? ”

    Eduardo Galeano .

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    Pos a mi me odia el del test pero si siempre me sente al frente y aun lo hago, vaya hasta en misa (cuando voy alla cada que se muere alguien)

    ta bueno el test gracias!!
    “A veces conozco gente y me pregunto ¿Ese fue el espermatozoide más rápido? ”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Live View Post
    Pos a mi me odia el del test pero si siempre me sente al frente y aun lo hago, vaya hasta en misa (cuando voy alla cada que se muere alguien)

    ta bueno el test gracias!!


    Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up.
    Ya ves, Live, eres demasiado agradable para tu propio bien...

    Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others.
    Aquí sí se equivoca el test, no eres aburrida ni molesta para nada, todo lo contrario.
    "Amar es ser vulnerable. Ama cualquier cosa, y tu corazón será estrujado, y posiblemente roto. Si quieres asegurarte de mantenerlo intacto no debes darlo a nadie, ni siquiera a un animal. Envuélvelo cuidadosamente en hobbies y pequeños lujos; evita todos los enredos. Enciérralo en el estuche o el ataúd de tu egoísmo. Pero en ese estuche, seguro, oscuro, sin movimiento, sin aire, va a cambiar. No se romperá; se volverá irrompible, impenetrable, irredimible. Amar es ser vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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    Bitch-Slap

    You are 43% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
    You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

    And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

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