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MoonStar
08-11-05, 10:05 AM
From: "TRADE BANK NIGERIA PLC" <tradebank@msn.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: ATTENTION CONTRACTOR RUIZ.
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:51:27 +0000
FROM: MR. ADETUNJI ADENIYI,
MD/CEO TRADE BANK NIGERIA PLC
TRADE BANK PLAZA, VICTORIA IS LAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
WEBSITE: tradebankplc.com
PHONE: 234-803-2949539
ATTENTION CONTRACTOR RUIZ.
THE GOVERNMENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA HAS COME TO FANALIZE WITH
THE
CONTRACT PAYMENT OWED TO SOME FOREIGN CONTRACTOR THAT WORKED HERE IN
NIGERIA
IN THE PAST YEARS, HENCE THE INFORMATIONS OF THOSE CONTRACTORS, WHICH
YOU
ARE AMONG ARE FORWARDED TO TRADE BANK PLC MY BANK, FOR PAYMENT.
AND I AM CONTACTING TO NOTIFY YOU ABOUT THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND, WHICH
IS
THE TOTAL SUM OF ELEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND UNITE
STATES DOLLARS (US$11.520,000,000), WITH THE CONTRACT ORDER NUMBER:
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009, AND ACCOUNT NUMBER: 01972265009.
SINCE THE RELEASE OF THIS FUND, THREE POEPLE HAS ONE AFTER THE OTHER
PRESENTED AN AFFIDAVIT CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM WITH DAETH CERTIFICATE
PROVING
THAT YOU ARE DEAD VIA AUTO CRASH ALONG SIDE WITH YOUR FAMILY HENCE THEY
HAVE
COME TO CLAIM THE FUND AS YOUR RELATION. IT IS BASE ON THIS FACT THAT I
AM
PERSONNALY CONTACTING YOU FROM MY BANK'S PRIVATE E-MAIL. AFTER READING
THIS
E-MAIL, TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO REPY THIS E-MAIL SO THAT YOUR FUND
WON'T
BE RELEASED TO THE WRONG PERSON BECAUSE MY BANK WILL NOT BE HELD
RESPONSIBLE
IF THE WRONG PERSON CLAIMS YOURE FUND.
FOR COMFIRMATION AND EASY RELEASE OF YOUR FUND, THE FOLLOWINGS ARE
NEED:
1) YOUR FULL NAME...........
2) PHONEAND FAX NUMBERS ..............
3) PROFESSION, COMPANY NAME, POSITION AND ADDRESS...............
4) AGE AND MARITAL STATUS....................
ONCE I HAVE THE ABOVE LISTED, YOUR FUND WILL BE RELEASED IN THE NEXT
FOURTEEN BANKING DAYS.
I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR URGENT REPLYING E-MAIL VIA THIS
E-MAIL
ADDRESS I AM CONTACTIONG YOU WITH.
BEST REGARDS,
MR. ADETUNJI ADENIYI,
(MD/CEO TRADE BANK NIGERIA PLC)
MoonStar
08-11-05, 10:17 AM
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:00:28 +0200
From: gidwinopar@volja.net Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: angel_cuttei@yahoo.com
Subject: Dear.Ruiz.
From The Dick Of:GODWIN & Associates.
(Barrister,GODWIN OPARA)
Solicitors And Advocate
#:36 Canal Street Ikoyi
(Lagos Nigeria)
E-MAIL:godwinopara11@yahoo.com
Dear.Ruiz.
Before i start,i must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you.
I am
aware that this is certainly an unconventinal approach to starting a
relationship,but as time goes on you will realize the need for my
action.My
name is Barrister.GODWIN OPARA,a solicitor and the personal Attorney to
Mr
John.G.Ruiz who work with an oil company in Nigeria.
Here in after referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2003, my
client,
daed as the resuret of high blood presure.Since then I have made
several
enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also
proved
unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, which has
proved
abortive after these several nsucessful attempts, the need to contact
you.
My main reason for contacting you is to assist me inrepatriating the
money and
property left behind by my client before they are confiscated or
declared
unserviceable by the bank where they are deposited lodged.
Particularly, the
Bank. Where the deceased has a fixed sum of $Ten Million United State
Dollars.
The said bank has issued me a final notice to provide the next of kin
of my
client or they will be left with no other choice than to confiscate his
funds,
a copy of the said notice which i will fax to you on getting your
reply.
Since then i have been unsuccessful in locating my client's relatives
for the
past 2 years now i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of my
client going by the fact that both of you has the same last name and
nationality, so that the said funds as stated above I.E, the sum of Ten
Million
United State Dollars can be paid to you instead of leaving for Bank.
We can take part of it and leave the rest to Charity.I have all
necessary legal
documents that can beused to back up any claim we may make all i
require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this arrangment through i
guarantee
that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangment that will
protect you
from any breach of the law.
Please give me your confidentail phone numbers for easy communication.
Best Regards,
Barrister,GODWIN OPARA.
Cuando te den tu MIllonada, Se agradecería por acá una Dodge Liberty o ya de perdido una EcoSport. :trv:
Spiderman
08-11-05, 11:48 AM
No te recomiendo la Eco Sport. La mía es 2004; le he tenido que cambiar el clutch un par de veces y la suspensión otra. Es una mierda; voy por la Liberty.
No te recomiendo la Eco Sport. La mía es 2004; le he tenido que cambiar el clutch un par de veces y la suspensión otra. Es una mierda; voy por la Liberty.
Gracias por el dato mi estimado.
Pues ya sabes Moon.
Una liberty o nada, :lol: :lol:
Jarocho_Malo
08-11-05, 01:11 PM
Pos yo estoy hasta la madre de la agencia Chrysler, son unos pinches bandidos…. estoy muy a gusto con el desempeño de mi Liberty pero harto de que me asalten esos ratas.
Ya lo he decidido, mi próxima nave must be Japanese
Lady_Cyber
08-11-05, 01:18 PM
Pues a mí mándame cualquier nave...así de simple :roll:
Lady_Cyber
08-11-05, 01:19 PM
Jarocho,¿qué significa el NOFX de tu firma?
Jarocho_Malo
08-11-05, 01:31 PM
NOFX (http://www.nofx.org/)es una banda de Punk Rock
Hay varias teorías que circulan acerca de lo que significa el nombre, las mas populares son:
“No Effects”
“Negative Effects”
“No Fucking Straight Edge”
…según los miembros de la banda no significa nada
:lol:
Pos yo estoy hasta la madre de la agencia Chrysler, son unos pinches bandidos…. estoy muy a gusto con el desempeño de mi Liberty pero harto de que me asalten esos ratas.
Ya lo he decidido, mi próxima nave must be Japanese
Los autos y camionetas Dodge-Chrysler son EXCELENTES VEHÍCULOS en manos de pésimos distribuidores.
:trmnt:
Yo tuve una liberty, pero puaj ....che posicion de trailero y dos intentos de asalto.
Me iba por ir por la Ecosport, solo por el compartimiento de chelas secreto, pero ahi quedo.
Entonces me fui por un sunfire, pero a los dos meses lo descontinuaron y sacaron los nuevos pontiac G4 y G6.
:trmnt:
Lo bueno es que estampe el sunfire contra un taxi y ahi quedo mi rencor con el vendedor de Pontiac en marzo. :lol:
:trv:
MoonStar
08-11-05, 07:10 PM
Pues con unos que me prometieron y otro que me van a dar, yo me compraré un Puegot verde limón :)
NO se me hace justo andar quemando gasolina a lo güey por la vida...solo lo suficiente para no tener que pedaear una bicla en Monterrey.
Ustedes pidan!!
Le Rouge
08-11-05, 10:00 PM
A mi me atraen cada vez mas las motos, pero es imposible que alguien que maneje como yo use una sin matarse en menos de un mes... :trst:
Yo tampoco quiero andar quemando gasolina, lo que quiero es quemar llanta ... :pltn: ... si, en esta ciudad del caos.
MoonStar cuando depositen tus millones, por ahí me mandas un megane sport color negro, ese cochesín me late. :mnk:
Yo les recomiendo los Honda, tanto los autos como los servicios de la agencia, son de buena calidad y precio.
No se aprovechen de la pobre Ña Moon !!
Déjenla ahorrar algo !!
:-)
MoonStar
09-11-05, 11:04 AM
ahorrar?
PARA QUÉ?!!
Para que cuando yo me muera se lo disfrute alguna nuera flaca y bruja?
NOOOO!!!
Me jor les compro a mis cuates su coche de la vida!!
:)
Pedro Navajas
09-11-05, 11:15 AM
ahorrar?
PARA QUÉ?!!
Para que cuando yo me muera se lo disfrute alguna nuera flaca y bruja?
NOOOO!!!
Me jor les compro a mis cuates su coche de la vida!!
:)
Que poca... confianza en los gustos de tu chamaco... igual y se consigue una mujer que con su inteligencia y simpatia te cautive y la adoptes como tu mejor amiga... soñar no empobrece...
MoonStar
09-11-05, 06:28 PM
Los hombres cuando piensan en mujeres, piensan con su cabecita, no de manera intelgente; ´bieras visto la española de 32 años que trajo el verano pasado!!!
MUY guapa, MUY bonita, MUY que le encantaba la cama y MUY bruja y méndiga la hija de su gachupín padre. Yo le dije a él, DISFRÚTALA por que esta flaca solo viene a chuparte la sangre y pasar un buen rato.
ASI FUÉ.
Vaya !!, qué dirá mi mami si le llevo una española de 32 años muy bonita, muy guapa y que le guste mucho la cama ?
Tendría que probar !!!
:-)
Spiderman
09-11-05, 08:01 PM
Los hombres cuando piensan en mujeres, piensan con su cabecita, no de manera intelgente; ´bieras visto la española de 32 años que trajo el verano pasado!!!
MUY guapa, MUY bonita, MUY que le encantaba la cama y MUY bruja y méndiga la hija de su gachupín padre. Yo le dije a él, DISFRÚTALA por que esta flaca solo viene a chuparte la sangre y pasar un buen rato.
ASI FUÉ.
WOW!!! Vaya madre liberal!!!! :1rf7:
MoonStar
09-11-05, 10:19 PM
NO es que sea una liberal, es que tienes que apechugar o se revienta la reata.
Que te diga mi gordo cómo andaba mi estómago volteándome del asco por cualquier cosa...
:mnk:
Pedro Navajas
09-11-05, 10:26 PM
Los hombres cuando piensan en mujeres, piensan con su cabecita, no de manera intelgente; ´bieras visto la española de 32 años que trajo el verano pasado!!!
MUY guapa, MUY bonita, MUY que le encantaba la cama y MUY bruja y méndiga la hija de su gachupín padre. Yo le dije a él, DISFRÚTALA por que esta flaca solo viene a chuparte la sangre y pasar un buen rato.
ASI FUÉ.
¡la típica lagartona!
Sin duda tenías derecho a indignarte...
Pero me asustaste cuando comence a leer: "Yo le dije a él, DISFRÚTALA por que esta flaca solo viene a chuparte la :6sw2: "... Sin duda el buen rato lo pasó tu muchacho...
saludos!
corngenius
12-11-05, 08:09 PM
Mochas moon !... a mi me gustaria una de estás...si no es mucho pedir.
Gracias.
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MoonStar
13-11-05, 11:51 AM
Trabaja moto DUCATI colorada para el Cornelio!!
:mnk:
MoonStar
13-11-05, 01:19 PM
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...que no tienen otros apedillos estos jijos de la guayaba?
:mnk:
*****************************************
JOHNSON & ASSOCIATES
LEGAL PRACTITIONERS
UNIQUE CHAMBERS
#26 ZIK AVE
GARKI-ABUJA.
Dear Ruiz,
Please permit me to introduce myself to you, I am Barrister GEORGE
JOHNSON,
a Legal Practitioner
in NIGERIA. I got your contact from the Nigeria Chambers of Commerce
and
Trade, and I have decided to contact you so that we can carry out this
mutually beneficial business transaction.
My late Client Mr Roy Ruiz, a citizen of your country, until his
death
deposited a total of US4.5$M three years ago with a financial house in
Nigeria He was a Director with Shell Petroleum Development Company in
Gabon,
Western Africa.
Since I am his the personal attorney ,he gave me the custody of the
deposit
documents, and as such entrusted me with the Legal Rights to transfer
and
execute this deposit to any
Next of Kin after his demise. I have since tried to locate any Next of
Kin
to my late client without
success, hence I decided to contact you so that you can rightfully
stand as
the next of kin to inherit the deposited sum since you bear his last
name
This is a staggering sum, and I need a reliable person to help me with
necessary arrangements to transfer the deposited sum out of Nigeria By
virtue of my position as an Attorney, I will arrange the
documents in your name so that you can rightly apply as a Next of Kin
to my
late client .
You will be entitled to 45% of the total sum should you be willing to
assist
me in this business
transaction, and I will get the remaining 45% .then the order 10% will
be
for any expenses made during the transction I will prepare a formal
agreement to guide us in this
transaction for accountability purpose. Please contact me as soon as
possible so that we can
start processing the documents. I look forward to hearing from you.
Please
reply this mail through my daily use address georgejohnson44@yahoo.com.
Yours truly,
Barr. George Johnson. Esq.
MoonStar
13-11-05, 01:22 PM
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South African 2010 World cup Bid lottery Award
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Yo solamente quiero una avalancha o un patín del diablo... para recordar mi niñez y aventarme de una colina, no importan los raspones en piernas y rodillas.
Pero si te sobra dinero después de surtir todos los pedidos, Moon... entonces se agradece un Mini Cooper, color negro, por favor.
:D
Dear Prudence
13-11-05, 02:19 PM
Yo solamente quiero una avalancha o un patín del diablo... para recordar mi niñez y aventarme de una colina, no importan los raspones en piernas y rodillas.
Pero si te sobra dinero después de surtir todos los pedidos, Moon... entonces se agradece un Mini Cooper, color negro, por favor.
:D
Yo preferiría un mini-cooper ROJO convertible, aunque si no es convertible no importa. Una casita chida diseñada por un loco artista desquisiado que haga mi cuarto tal yO como quiero.
Una Fender Stratocaster, un bajo hofner, una guitarra Grestch, rickenbacker y gibson;una batería Ludwing y un gran piano blanco.
Viajes gratis por un año y 50 % de descuento en depilación láser.
Sé que es poco pedir a una millonaría, pero es que me gustan vivir modestamente...
Espero mis regalos el próximo Martes a las 4:00pm a las afueras de mi casa.
Gracias
MoonStar
13-11-05, 07:50 PM
Trabaaaaaaajan parafernalias pa´ la ayaY y la Grifell!!!!
:mnk:
Yo quiero paz en el mundo. :lol:
:1fr:
MoonStar
13-11-05, 08:21 PM
Ah pues ESA pídesela a Santa......para Navidad.
:mnk:
ya que la pedidera está en su apogeo...
please ,
a Jaguar green ,for me...
Thanks , my friend.!
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