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Mazdak
15-02-10, 08:12 PM
Ah caray...


http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/28/a-look-at-a-japanese-sex-doll-factory/



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Johan Wong Says:
June 6th, 2007 at 8:11 am

hey guys, i actually bought one on my last trip to japan. the thing was, i had to bring it back to hk with me, but i didn’t want to check it in on the plane (for obvious reasons)… an the shop that sold me the doll actually offered a shipping service for clients from out of town. oh, how convenient, and saves you that embarassing experience of bringing it to the post office yourself or checking it on the plane (which, by the way, i was going to do anyways, if they didn’t have the shipping office). that was the worst part about buying the doll.

for JPY3,780,000 i bought the one named hanako. she has long straight black hair, full pouting lips, sexy half-closed asian eyes, a nice petite body equipped with fullsize breasts, she also comes with a nicely trimmed bush down beneath. they also had a good variety of costumes to choose from, and i chose a nun outfit to hang on hanako’s 4′6″ frame. yes, a little small, but that just adds another dimension to your fantasies, don’t you think? for 3.78mil yen, it’s not cheap, and it was one of the higher priced dolls there. hanako comes with correct swivel joints (meaning the hand, elbows, feet and knees will not fold over the wrong side). there are cheaper ones without this feature, they are all built to the same standards as the higher priced ones except for this one feature. the less expensive ones are about 50% less, but i was thinking that if when i will be ‘doing it’ with hanako, it would be kind of creepy if suddenly her elbow folds over the wrong way… anyways, hanako was HOT! HOT! HOT!
the wait for the arrival of hanako was excruciating, she was heavy (35kg) and bulky (the size of a 4′6″ human being) to ship by air (too expensive). i was so distracted at work, all i could do was think of all the sweet and naughty things i was going to do together with hanako.

she finally arrived after three weeks.

i had to go pick it up at the post office myself. when i got there to claim my package and handed the slip to the post office clerk, she exclaimed, “ah, mr. wong.” and she immediately knew which package it was. two guys helped her bring the package to the counter, and it was obvious then that the package was opened and examined before i got there. the two guys handed me the package, and one of them said to me, “hot date tonight, eh?” i didn’t know how to respond, and hurried out of the post office.

it was difficult carrying the half-opened package on m own, and was no easy task trying to hail a taxi while dragging it along on the street. finally i got a taxi to stop for me, but when i tryied to haul the package into the back seat (it wouldn’t fit in the trunk), hanako slipped out, and her legs were sticking out. there was this old lady a few feet away who saw it, and she started screaming. i quickly got on the taxi and told the driver to head for my apartment.

when we finally got to my apartment building, the box was no longer intact, and it was much easier just to carry hanako without the box. the shop had packaged hanako’s nun costume in a separate bag, so hanako was not dressed. the taxi driver asked me what it was for, and i told him it was just a mannequin and i am a window displayer. he then commented on how he’s never seen a mannequin with such accurate details such as pubic hair and the life-like orifices. i pretended not to hear him, paid him the fare and was off. it didn’t help that when i was trying to carry hanako up to my apartment, it also happened to be around lunch time on a sunday, and the lobby was busy. i got so many strange looks from the doorman and neighbours as i carried hanako through the lobby and into the lift. a family of four entered the lift with me, i was on the 6th floor and they were going to the 9th floor. throughout the 30-sec lift ride (which seemed like an eternity), the mother stared at me in angst while covering her two children’s eyes with her hands, and the husband just kind of smiled at me the whole time.

finally, out of the lift and into my apartment. the moment of truth has arrived. i quickly got hanako dressed in the nun’s costume, and while dressing her i became quite visibly aroused. i drew the curtains closed, lit some candles and sat hanako down on the couch in front of the tv, popped a porno into the dvd player, an sat down next to hanako.

the first thing i noticed while sitting next to hanako was her very petite stature, hmmm, just like a little girl. we soon started making out, i kissed her deeply in the mouth and started to caress her full breasts. i placed one of her hands inside my pants, and i started to feel her quim. her skin felt so real. i soon couldn’t contain my lust any longer and i lifted her nun gown and started to perform oral sex on hanako. hmmm, she tasted so, so… so plastiky. well, i didn’t seem to mind it. before i knew it i was buried deep inside hanako. one word, there’s only one word i could use to describe that feeling… heaven!

i called in sick the followoing three days, and i locked myself in my apartment, filling up hanako’s every orifice (three of them) with load after load of my jizz. i was thinking what a great purchase i made, and i must go back to the shop in japan. next time i’m going to get the shemale version!
together with hanako




MEN - this is your chance. SAVE YOURSELVES! Buy a sex doll, not a damn diamond ring. Now you can have it all - sex whenever you want it, football with the guys whenever you want that. Every straight guy knows he’d rather be with his mates when it isn’t fucktime.

WOMEN - ha ha ha. You’ve made your beds. Go lie in the all alone, or strap on and take turns helping eachother out CAUSE YOURE BEING REPLACED. In the next 50 yrs these things well be animated and more real than your painted faces and fake smiles. Patronize me no more.





...y sobre el tema (ADVERTENCIA: EL CONTENIDO PUEDE SER OFENSIVO) :


http://www.orient-doll.com/top.html

Embrion
15-02-10, 08:22 PM
Oye Mazdak, ¿Y exactamente qué andabas buscando?


Ah caray...

Pervertido.

Embrión.

Mazdak
15-02-10, 08:27 PM
Oye Mazdak, ¿Y exactamente qué andabas buscando?




¿Que qué andaba buscando? Pues precios de sex dolls. Una pareja va a festejar otro aniversario de su matrimonio y quiero hacer un buen regalo...

Embrion
15-02-10, 08:30 PM
Aaaaaahhhh!!!! Ok.

Yo pensé que te querías coger a una muñeca.

Embrión.

Pedro Navajas
15-02-10, 08:31 PM
¿Que qué andaba buscando? Pues precios de sex dolls. Una pareja va a festejar otro aniversario de su matrimonio y quiero hacer un buen regalo...

Este es un claro ejemplo de visión diferenciada de género... o sea:

Tu par de amigos festeja su aniversario y tu les regalas una muñeca... en lugar de un consolador... ¿porque?... asumes que tu valedor es quien tiene más necesidades sexuales, cuando quizá tu pobre amiga suspira por unos buenos orgasmos...

¿no has visto el comercial en la tele de una pareja que va a agradecer al doitor que les arreglo la bronca de eyaculación precoz?... la chava sale del consultorio dando brinquitos...

ppluches
15-02-10, 08:45 PM
Pues si pero el consolador lo consiguen en cualquier lado, en cambio la muñeca si es un regalo original. Pinche Mazdak, que temas te traes, esta cagadísimo el relato del cabrón que compró una de esas madre.

Pichicuata
15-02-10, 08:50 PM
Yo soy mas practico...

http://www.ads.yonkis.com/openx/www/delivery/ai.php?filename=banner_usb08_3.gif&contenttype=gif

Delisle
15-02-10, 08:55 PM
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Pichicuata
15-02-10, 09:02 PM
¿Que dice?

Smith
15-02-10, 10:31 PM
Cosa de acostumbrarse:

http://i5.tinypic.com/6ahf6lg.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/27/lars_wideweb__470x286,0.jpg

Lumpen
15-02-10, 10:57 PM
jajajajajaja


just like a little girl. we soon started making out, i kissed her deeply in the mouth and started to caress her full breasts. i placed one of her hands inside my pants, and i started to feel her quim. her skin felt so real. i soon couldn’t contain my lust any longer and i lifted her nun gown and started to perform oral sex on hanako. hmmm, she tasted so, so… so plastiky.

Y tu Mazdak, que textos más intrigantes andas buscando! Al rato viene Siriaco a hacerte segunda, solo que el va a traer un relato de una mascota de látex!

MARCELA
17-02-10, 11:33 AM
Cosa de acostumbrarse:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/27/lars_wideweb__470x286,0.jpg

Ay no manches, esto es enfermizo y para qué le dá yle parte la carne si la pinche mona ni come???!!! QUE LOCO!!!

Saludos!


Marcela.

PD.- Yo no podría acostumbrarme nunca...

Pedro Navajas
17-02-10, 12:49 PM
Por un lado odias las cursilerias del 14 de febrero... pero por el otro dices que no podrias acostumbrate a una pareja mucheco(te)...

...se me figura que eres un poco difícil de complacer...

aereo
17-02-10, 12:55 PM
Pues que andas buscando, Mazdak?

Aun asi, jajaja, pinche relato, parece digno de programa de comedia...

Lumpen
17-02-10, 12:56 PM
Que raro es el mundo. Ahora que por fin las mujeres se han abierto a vivir su sexualidad, los hombres a comprar muñecas! Pensé que eran las mujeres las que no sabían lo que querían.

Mazdak
17-02-10, 01:16 PM
aereo

Pues que andas buscando, Mazdak?

Pues un buen regalo de aniversario matrimonial a una pareja, pero después de ver los precios, mejor regalo otra cosa...

"I DID IT FOR SCIENCE"



I'm guessing that, at least once per relationship, your partner will ask you if he or she is being used just for sex. Even if you're inclined to stop humping their leg for a minute and deny, deny, deny, more often than not, their gut instinct is well founded. If this is a recurring theme in your relationships with people, you might consider investing in a Real Doll, a high-end humanoid love toy that is guaranteed to love you long time — or, indeed, any time. A little creepy? Somewhat degrading? Sure, but so is making nice at Thanksgiving with the family of the person you can barely stand to look at anymore.


http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/sexdoll/

Mazdak
17-02-10, 01:20 PM
Ay no manches, esto es enfermizo y para qué le dá yle parte la carne si la pinche mona ni come???!!! QUE LOCO!!!

Saludos!


Ah, es una vieja técnica para asegurar doble ración de comida. "Mi vida, ¿no te vas a comer eso? Pos presta". ¿Qué? ¿Nunca pediste otra porción de postre para tu osito de peluche? Es una buena idea, hasta que te obligan a comerte los vegetales que le corresponderían al juguete...





PD.- Yo no podría acostumbrarme nunca...

Oh, espera a que los hombres empiecen a demandar pensiones alimenticias (y te quiten más de la mitad de tu sueldo), y verás que ya no parece la idea tan desagradable...

Mazdak
17-02-10, 01:22 PM
Que raro es el mundo. Ahora que por fin las mujeres se han abierto a vivir su sexualidad, los hombres a comprar muñecas! Pensé que eran las mujeres las que no sabían lo que querían.

Es que no has leído el resto de los comentarios del tema que coloqué originalmente...

engendro
17-02-10, 01:31 PM
temporada de apareamiento en el foro....cuanto tema de exquisito contenido sexual.....

al menos ya no se habla de gays......
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ups...

Mazdak
17-02-10, 01:45 PM
temporada de apareamiento en el foro....cuanto tema de exquisito contenido sexual.....

al menos ya no se habla de gays......
............................................
...........................................
ups...

Pues...


Si vuelves a leer la parte final del relato...



and i must go back to the shop in japan. next time i’m going to get the shemale version!
together with hanako

Chale, ora sí que se volvió el camarada "digno de muerte"...

Embrion
17-02-10, 02:42 PM
Ay no manches, esto es enfermizo y para qué le dá yle parte la carne si la pinche mona ni come???!!! QUE LOCO!!!

Saludos!


Marcela.

PD.- Yo no podría acostumbrarme nunca...




Este madre de las muñecas es para enfermos, no tiene ninguna justificación, o sea... no wey; punto.

El día que me vea dándole de comer a una jodida muñeca o teniendo sexo con ella, ese mismo día me pego un tiro para no darle lástima a nadie.

Ah!!!!! y la muñeca con pito, bueee... nomás eso faltaba.

Embrión.

DRMANHATAN
17-02-10, 03:17 PM
valla , al parecer están muy bien hechas para lo que cuestan , he escuhado que ya hay equipos como trajes que usas en el cuerpo y te permiten sentir la interacción cuando tienes sexo virtual y que incluso te hacen sentir orgasmos , son carisimos pero al paso que val la tecnogía seran accesibles en unos años la modernidad nos alcanza

corngenius
17-02-10, 03:32 PM
Este madre de las muñecas es para enfermos, no tiene ninguna justificación, o sea... no wey; punto.

El día que me vea dándole de comer a una jodida muñeca o teniendo sexo con ella, ese mismo día me pego un tiro para no darle lástima a nadie.



jajajaja !!

+1.

Es como prefefir esto:

http://images01.olx.com.ar/ui/1/40/44/10103644_2.jpg

a esto:

http://www.auto123.com/ArtImages/105429/2009-jeep-wrangler-sahara-001.jpg


" pero yo respeto cá"

Mazdak
17-02-10, 03:57 PM
Este madre de las muñecas es para enfermos, no tiene ninguna justificación, o sea... no wey; punto.

El día que me vea dándole de comer a una jodida muñeca o teniendo sexo con ella, ese mismo día me pego un tiro para no darle lástima a nadie.

Ah!!!!! y la muñeca con pito, bueee... nomás eso faltaba.

Embrión.

Y una vez leído lo anterior, Bellatrix compró una muñeca, empedó al Embrión (y le puso unos polvitos en su tequilita), lo encueró, lo dejó dormido en la cama junta a la nenorra de silicón y le dejó en su mano derecha su confiable Beretta...

¡Ah! La muñeca que compró Bellatrix, era de las que tenían "Chili integrated"...

Mazdak
17-02-10, 04:06 PM
...y para las chicas...



coin operated boy

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

http://www.latrinchera.org/foros/showthread.php?12433-CLASE-DE-HOMBRE-QUE-ESTOY-BUSCANDO-PARA-MATRIMONIO

http://www.dresdendolls.com/downloads_n_lyrics/lyrics/coinoperatedboy.htm

Delisle
17-02-10, 05:14 PM
Pues no se, no esta mal la idea.. mmm.... muy conveniente, lo usas y lo metes al closet ; no te pone los cuernos ni se emborracha y creo no me acuerdo donde ni cuando o como lei que habia unos monos que hablan y que los puedes programar para que te digan lo que quieres. :mnk:
Tienen que mejorar los modelos, que se vean mas reales y puede que me anime :lol::lol:

Kontrol
17-02-10, 05:27 PM
Pues no se, no esta mal la idea.. mmm.... muy conveniente, lo usas y lo metes al closet ; no te pone los cuernos ni se emborracha y creo no me acuerdo donde ni cuando o como lei que habia unos monos que hablan y que los puedes programar para que te digan lo que quieres. :mnk:
Tienen que mejorar los modelos, que se vean mas reales y puede que me anime :lol::lol:

Pero no te mantienen ;)

Delisle
17-02-10, 08:17 PM
Pero no te mantienen ;)

Afortunadamente, no necesito ese modelo :trv:

Smith
23-02-10, 12:33 AM
Muñecas realistas + robótica + realidad aumentada = Hasta nunca Wii :lol:

Mazdak
23-02-10, 12:41 PM
...y para las chicas...




http://www.latrinchera.org/foros/showthread.php?12433-CLASE-DE-HOMBRE-QUE-ESTOY-BUSCANDO-PARA-MATRIMONIO

http://www.dresdendolls.com/downloads_n_lyrics/lyrics/coinoperatedboy.htm

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YAnyYTjjhJ0&hl=es_ES&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YAnyYTjjhJ0&hl=es_ES&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAnyYTjjhJ0

Mazdak
23-02-10, 12:53 PM
holy shit, how can anyone think such a thing?
amanda already said this is not about a dildo.



she didnt say it, but thats what i understand when i listen to this song:
its about how stupid men are, and that she never met one that was worthy...
so the coin operated boy is a metaphor for the guy she wanted to exist, but he doesnt
so she became sad and 'bitterer'

thats why she says 'can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?'
a perfect fantasy about a perfect boy.

...

Smith
23-02-10, 11:09 PM
ts about how stupid men are, and that she never met one that was worthy...
so the coin operated boy is a metaphor for the guy she wanted to exist, but he doesnt
so she became sad and 'bitterer'

Muy amable de su parte.